Хапчета от изпражнения на български селяни?

Някакъв чужденец гледал документален филм за Адолф Хитлер, където той правел хапчета за чревни проблеми, направени от изпражненията на български селяни. Цялата тази работа е доста странна, но ето и какво са му отговорили другите:

Въпросът - Why would someone eat the feces of Bulgarian peasants?
Описание: ( A documentary about Adolf Hitler said that he took pills make of the feces of Bulgarian pesants for bowel problems. How does this help? Why bulgaria? Why peasants? It was prescribed by a doctor.


Отговор : Bulgarians eat a steady diet of Bulgar wheat, which is loaded with fiber. For economic reasons, the peasants diets, lacking in meat and proteins, are especially high in fiber. The Fuhrer suffered from persistent gastritis which is curable through a fiber supplement like a pill made from Bulgarian peasant crap. Does that help? I have been a physician for 22 years.

Отговор : YUMMMMMMM
GLC

Отговор : Huh?? He was crazy, so who knows. He probably gave himself parasites or worse.

Отговор : For the same reason that we take medicinal aspirin every day that contains shavings from sheep skulls: ingredients make things.

Отговор : Sounds like homeopathic medicine. Keep in mind that Hitler's doctor also prescribed amphetamines to him, too.
Also keep in mind Hitler had one testicle, and he would make his cousin crush it underneath her high heels while she peed all over him. Sure sounds like a master race to me.

Отговор : MAYBE in those days Bulgarian dont have any thing to eat,accept wild plants (Herbs) accidentally became traditional medicinal values,purely consist of plants - byproducts or the peoples were too pious,honest,sincere or unforgettable events and unforgiven enemies

Отговор : Because Mr Kupov, a homeopathic activist told him it was good for him....
Among the more avid of Mr. Kupov’s disciples was Theodor Morell, Hitler’s personal physician, who gave the Fuhrer many of the natural homeopathic cures that Mr. Kupov championed. One of the more unusual of these cures became the focus of an intensive Allied intelligence effort that eventually forced Mr. Kupov, who enjoyed his celebrity status in wartime Germany, to pick and choose which side he was really on.
Mr. Kupov’s writings do not indicate when he discovered that the encapsulated feces of healthy Bulgarian peasants had some medicinal value, but Mr. Kupov advocated such capsules with such vigor that Dr. Morell began prescribing them for Hitler. The German leader suffered from chronic gastrointestinal complaints and Mr. Kupov believed that encapsulated Bulgarian ordure helped alleviate such problems. And for his greatest believer, Mr. Kupov made sure that Dr. Morell had access to the freshest and healthiest ordure available: his own.



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По празниците в България?

Чужденци искат да празнуват Коледа в България! Замислете се българи..! Върнете се по роднитне си места и празнувайте празниците със семействата си. Няма нищо по важно от това да си заедно в празничната вечер с хората, които те обечат и подкрепят постоянно. Пожелавам ви весели празнични дни, нека всеки от нас да бъде по-добър.. защото Дядо Коледа гледа и няма да има подаръци за лошите деца :)

Въпросът - Bulgaria holiday?
Описание: ( I have been told that if you are Irish you have to get a Visa to go on holiday to Bulgaria.This also includes all Irish living in the UK.Is this correct? )

Отговор : No that is incorrect unless you are going for a long time see below for visa requirements for bulgaria.
Bulgaria Passport & Visa Requirements
Entry requirements for Americans: Citizens of the USA do not need a visa to visit Bulgaria for a period of up to 90 days within a six-month period. Passports must be valid for at least three months after entry.
Entry requirements for UK nationals: British Citizens do not need a visa to visit Bulgaria for a period of up to 90 days in a six-month period. Other passport holders should check with the London Bulgarian Embassy whether a visa is required or not. Passports should be valid for at least six months.
Entry requirements for Canadians: Canadians do not need a visa to visit Bulgaria for a period of up to 90 days within a six-month period. A passport valid for at least three months after entry is required.
Entry requirements for Australians: Australians do not need a visa to visit Bulgaria for a period of up to 90 days within a six-month period. A passport valid for at least three months after entry is required.
Entry requirements for South Africans: South Africans need a visa to enter Bulgaria. A passport valid for at least six months on entry is required and a visa will only be issued if blank pages are available.
Entry requirements for New Zealanders: New Zealanders do not require a visa for a maximum stay of 90 days within a six-month period. A valid passport valid for at least three months on entry is required.
Entry requirements for Irish nationals: Irish nationals do not need a visa to visit Bulgaria for a period of up to 90 days within a six-month period. A passport valid for the period of intended stay is required.
Passport/Visa Note: Visitors must have proof of sufficient funds or onward or return tickets in addition to other documents needed for the next destination. Valid health insurance is required. All visitors to Bulgaria, other than EU nationals, must register as foreigners at a local police station within five days of arrival. This registration is usually done as a matter of course through the hotel or accommodation establishment. Visitors are advised to check this, as a dated registration slip has to be submitted when leaving the country. Immigration and entry regulations are very strictly enforced. Passports of all visitors should be valid for at least six months on entry for those requiring a visa, and three months on entry for visa exempt nationals other than those from EU countries, whose passports must be valid for period of stay. Visitors should be prepared to show proof of valid medical insurance upon request.
Note: Passport and visa requirements are liable to change at short notice. Travellers are advised to check their entry requirements with their embassy or consulate.

Отговор : I've no idea, but any travel agent could tell you. By the way I went and thoroughly enjoyed the experience even though it is very communist still and quite backward compared to the western world.

Отговор : If you ever get a chance to go...take it.It is a very beautiful country.There are mountains,lakes,rivers,the Black Sea resorts.The food is delicious,the people are friendly and hospitable.There is also a lot of history, monasteries, remnants from Roman times.....I would go in a heart beat.There is so much stuff to do.It would be a very good experience...I have no doubt.Have a nice trip....hope you love it!



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Какво и е лошото на България?

И ние това се питаме всеки ден: "Какво не и е наред с държавата ни?". Имаме толкова неуписуемо красива природа, хубави гостоприемни хора и готин климат. Какво не и харесват хората на държавата ни и защо са негативно настроени към нея..? Сега да видим отговорите на тези въпроси по-долу..

Въпросът - What is wrong with bulgaria?
Описание: ( Im born in bulgaria and when i was 6 i went to live in canada. now i returned back to bulgaria. It seems awesome and not so diffirent from canada. why are people so negative about bulgaria? its not that poor. )

Отговор : Buts its in eastern europe...meaning its inferior to the rest of europe...dont you keep up to date with european affairs??

Отговор : I guess you would of had to have been raised there to answer your question. Or research it.

Отговор : I have never been there, but I have never been negative about or said anything negative about bulgaria, nor have i heard anything negative said about bulgaria. In fact, i haven't even ever really heard very much about bulgaria. Whether that is good or bad i don't know.

Отговор : Someone that I work with has been holidaying there for about five or six tears now, he finds the Bulgarians very friendly and enjoys the whole experience. I think most of what people in the UK think is wrong with Bulgaria is more to do with the inability of our press to say anything constructive about any other country in Europe.

Отговор : Bulgaria is a wonderful country, with fantastic people. I saved for years to buy a modest holiday home there, and go whenever I can.
However, this is not the same as saying that it is not a poor country. Years of mismanagement by the soviets of an already weak economy have left Bulgaria struggling. The EEC has contributed substantially to assist improving infrastructure, such as roads, but any rural journey shows that many of these friendly and welcoming people are struggling with grinding poverty.
Does this mean there is something "wrong" with Bulgaria? Not in my opinion. They are trying their best. It's just that they could do with some help.

Отговор : Well I am Bulgarian living in Canada also,not as long as you but 7 years.I will give you an example with what is wrong with Bulgaria.My father die last year from cancer,after he died people discovered that the cancer medication was deluded,nobody was held responsible for that.My mother lives there and after 27 years working she receives $70 leva pension.IMPOSSIBLE to survive on.If I don't send her money she will be homeless.
There is no shelters,no social programs,domestic violence is ignored by police,there is a lot of corruption.Bulgaria is nice only if you have your own business or if you visit with money.If you have to work for somebody you are screwed.



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Подобрява ли се българската демография?

България, както добре знаем страда от намаляване броя на младото и нарастване броя на застаряващото население. Докато през 1990 сме били приблизително 8,5 милиона сега сме към 7. Това ни довежда на мисълта, че масово българското население се изнася в чужбина, я по работа, я по любов :) та скоро в милата ни родина няма да останат и бездомните кучета, поне в столицата ни ще е чистичко.. :) не е шега работа.. топим се, топим се и накрая ще изчезнем! Нека да видим какво мислят чужденците по въпроса, въпреки че изобщо не ги интересува, но..

Въпросът - Bulgaria's Population Improving?
Описание: ( Is the population of Bulgaria going to improve since from 1990 was 9,000,000 million and now is around 7 million.Are there any sources that tell that bulgaria's population is going to improve? )

Отговор : Birth rate is very low and the population is old thats why we are decreasing in number. We are in demographic crisis :( i dont think there will be improvement soon.

Отговор : Decrease will probably slow down because of accession to EU, but the trend might not reverse.

Отговор : The population in Bulgaria is in decline, this is not due to a low birth rate but rather high level of immigration to elsewhere in Europe.

The main age group to immigrate are those of 21-30 years in age due to better working prospects elsewhere.
The trend will probably not alter in the near future, in fact the population decline may increase due to accession to the European Union.


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Как да учим български език?

Има луди, които искат да учат трудния ни роден език и си мислят, че ще се справят без особенни проблеми. Е аз не мисля така, а вие? Нека видим какво се върти в главите на чужденците по този въпрос, който им зададох!

Въпросът - Learning Bulgarian?
Описание: ( I want to learn Bulgarian....whats the best way to go about it? Ive looked in local bookshops and cant find a book on it, but i guess i can find one online. or would it be better to find someone to teach me? is it a hard language to learn?....they use the cyrillic alphabet which i find confusing. Im fairly good at languages, i pick them up pretty quick....how long do you think it would take me to get reasonably good at Bulgarian? Ideally i'd like to be able to speak it fairly well (the basics) by summer (July). Obviously i dont expect to master it by then but a basic understanding would be great. what do you lot reckon? )

Отговор : Hi, Bulgarian is a pretty difficult language to learn mostly because of the grammar and pronunciation but when you finish learning it, it's a beautiful language to speak. Since as you pick up languages quick, I think that by July you'll be able to speak and write words and simple phrases! If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. :) The best way of learning it is through a Bulgarian speaker because most of the books on the language nowadays are quite confusing so the best way is through a teacher but if you can't find one, below are some links to Bulgarian books.
Hope that helps and Good luck! :) PS (I am a Bulgarian) ;)

Отговор : Hmm well I think the sites the person above me metioned are pretty good. But I also have an idea for you. Why not try finding a pen pal online? This will allow you to put everything you've been learning into action. You'll have the chance to exchange e-mails with a native speaker who can point out mistakes in your letters. Additionally they can teach you cool things like slang that you would never be able to learn in a classroom. Plus, you'd be doing them a favor if they want you to teach them English. Believe me, I've done this with both Spanish and Portuguese (two languages that I've been learning) and it has helped tremendously. I have a penpal from Brazil (for Portuguese) and another from Mexico (for Spanish) and I've become pretty good friends with both of them. Well, if you would like me to send you a really good website that doesn't cost anything (because some of them are rip-offs that make you pay) just send me an email or somethin' and I'll help you out.
I hope you have fun learning Bulgarian and don't give up : ) Good Luck!

Отговор : Bulgarian is easier to learn for a native English speaker than other related languages because it doesn't have much of a case system. The Cyrillic alphabet is also easy as it is basically like ours, with characters for vowels as well as consonants, printed rather than cursive and having the same form regardless of where they are in a word. It also has a form for "the", like English has.
I reckon you could knock it off in a few months, well enough to read important signs, order food and make hotel and travel arrangements at least.

Отговор : Well start by going to a night class, just to learn the basics at first. Then try going for a slightly more advanced class. At some point actually go and visit bulgaria because hearing and speaking (and reading) the language everyday really helps you to learn new words and phrases. Be warned, it is a hard language to learn.



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Какви са българските цени?

Я да видим какво ли си мислят чужденците за нашите цени, продукти и отношението към парите [ към чуждите пари :) ].. Може би ще трябва да се съгласим с тях до някаква степен, но всеки е прав по своему в крайна сметка! Както приветстват англичаните в България: "Добре дошли в България, колите ви са вече тук!".

Въпросът - Bulgaria Prices?

Отговор : You will find it hard to get a qualified opticians in either sunny beach or golden sands, I don't think you could use your prescription over there, when I was in Bulgaria several years ago designer frames was not very modern - with things like that they are about 20 years behind us and the same with clothes, if you've not been before you will find it a different way of life, when I was there we couldn't even buy milk for our coffee we had to que up at a health clinic and buy baby formula, It reminded me of during the war when you qued up for the rations. That's why they all want into our country, watch out for the prostitutes they are everywhere.

Отговор : I always use OPTIK MATT - they sell German lenses and frames; very good quality.
A pair of heliomatic glasses with a good-looking frame can be about 400 lv.
My husband had some bifocals made, about 700 lv.
Good service, friendly and reliable.
They also sell lenses - Bausch and Lomb; with all the solutions and containers you might need for them.
There is a doctor in the afternoon; if you order with them, the consultation is free.

Отговор : I agree with what Svetla said. I also went to Optik Matt. I have bought stuff from there and they are still perfect! But I do admit that I had to wait for my glasses for about 2 weeks...

Отговор : Optik Matt are to be recommended but there are many other opticians to choose from. Your best bet is Bourgas or Varna where you will find many optician that can cater for your needs and a a price that will make you never want to buy from a UK optician again. You may have to wait for your prescription but if you order within the first day or so on your trip this should be more than enough time for you to go back home with them.
Designer frames are available and the quality is good at the top end with a good choice in the Cities so no worries there.
Just one other word of reassurance, the Bulgarian opticians are just as well qualified, in fact better qualified than some UK 'quick fit' services and you will get a much better personal service from them as well!


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Кои са известните българи?

Попитах чужденците "Кои са известните българи?", а вижте какви отговори ми дадоха те! Има някои които са разбрали въпроса ми все пак.. Чакам предложенията ви за готини провокиращи въпросчета към чужденците..! пишете на този адрес [mishef|@|gmail|.|com] Благодаря ви предварително!

Въпросът - Which are the bulgarian famous people?

Отговор : They invented the first reusable towel, which is now the norm in all households.

Отговор : Czar Ferdinand and the Balkan Wars

Отговор : The King of Bulgaria, in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." (I think they flew to Bulgaria, didn't they?).

Отговор : The only ones I know are some football players like Dimitar Berbatov,Hristo Stoichkov, and Valeri Bojinov.


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